Sparky-Booty's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Diplomacy]

fuck you

how dare you take the number one spot from kong, the best movie ever on newgrounds. by a mere .01 percent you beat kong, but one day, after all of my x's sent your way and my fives sent to kong, you will end up down the LAST 50 spots, and i will piss on your grave you self-loving son of a crack bitch. and fuck you for knocking peace too. i hope you die a bloody, horrible death involving a screwdriver and a puppy dog...and fuck your mother too for birthing such a horrible, horrible child...shame shame shame

[Kong]

wow

Razzo, this is truly a flash masterpeice. every day, i vote five on it, and every day i scowl at diplomacy and give it an x. how dare they be number one. sure its good, but nowhere near the top-notch quality of kong. it is too short, and the graphics are not good, and it is a dumb concept thats only funny once. i think the only reason its number one is that it was on fox sports, so you get the airheads who watch that show to give it a five, and while not knowing what they are doing, give kong a not so good grade. but dont be discouraged razzo...i am not the only one who votes 5 for your masterpeice every day, so just keep on trucking, and ill keep on giving you fives and diplomacy x's. merry christmas/hannukah/kwanzaa/ram adan/international gift giving holiday, or whatever you celebrate...maybe even boxing day!!!

[Monkey on a Battleship]

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ok...that sucked balls...but a good point made showing the little 13 year old perverts that want britany naked that they are dumb...the sound was cool tho, because after a while it sounds really cool. try it!

[goldilocks]

FREAKY AS HELL

this movie was freaky as hell. I'd agree with tth last interviewer...good concept, too far dragged out. It was scary as hell, and definitely deserved zero for humor

[A Boy & His Blob (VGDC)]

This is great, but it needs work

I've actually played a boy and his blob for gameboy. It was a fun game, after i found out how to change jellybeans...but this movie was nice. It could have been longer, and an interactive version would be very funny!