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WOT_II SpecOps WOT_II SpecOps

Rated 3 / 5 stars

amazing evrything-but im a pacifist

i thought the game was great, graphics and game play and all, but i had three major complaints.1. the whole plot of the game is shit. Its glorifying a war that is really dumb, and headed by a really dumb president, 2. it had a long load time, and 3. the purple heart medal explanation-so that we can make the world a better place? what the fuck is up with that? we can make it better by killing lots of people?!?!!?better for us, maybe, but then again, to you im sure thats all that matters

Thorsten responds:

Yeah, you're right. Fuck it all! Lets just let anybody who wants to commit genocide, have at it. I mean to hell with peoples rights. If you're not happy with someones religion or their ethnic background.... hell just fuckin kill em all, right?
I may not agree with the US President on everything, and I'm not even a fan of war, but I won't just sit around and take shit. This world ( no matter where you live) is already overrun by murderes, criminals, rapists, molesters, etc etc.... and for each one of them killed.... I smile!!!
So I'm not saying killing lots of people is for the better of all, but I guess that's just my point here... having to fuckin explain everything all the time makes for a pretty boring existence. ;(

Insult Generator ADVANCE Insult Generator ADVANCE

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I really liked your game dude, that kicked mucho asso. But to make a loading screen, which in this case you dont need, make a first frame-this will be what people see when the movie is loading-you can have movieclips, buttons, whatever. Then on that frame, you have the actionscript command : IfFrameIsLoaded.and typethe last frame in the options part. under the ifframeialoaded, put a gotoandplay 3, which should be the first frame in your actual movie part. The second fame should be the same as the first, except with the actionscript gotoandplay1. This creates a loop to see if your last frame is loaded, and it repeats itself. I hope you found this helpful!

Malapa's Challenge Malapa's Challenge

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Deserves to be #1

This game kicks ass and deserves to be #1 on the top 50. i love playing it, and have been playing it for the past nine hours!!!!!!!!!!!! one problem is that two of those hours were spent trying to find the lever for the giant door in stage two. I was in tears, almost as i closed the diaog box because i couldnt find it. could you email me on where it is, or a helpful hint?
this game kicked ass!!

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Wind Chimes Wind Chimes

Rated 0 / 5 stars

what the fuck?


Random Excuse Machine Random Excuse Machine

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

funny as hell!

i would like to go on a date with you, mister ugly hairy monster, however, i have to spank my squishy monkey! SOO HILLARIOUS

could have used some music/sound effects

hangnun hangnun

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

funny on sooo many levels

This game was hillarious. You first expected it to be perverted, and you get things like "nose" and "arms"(those were the only two I got) but that was hillarious and sacriligious at the same time...what fun! Could have used some music though.