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Diplomacy Diplomacy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fuck you

how dare you take the number one spot from kong, the best movie ever on newgrounds. by a mere .01 percent you beat kong, but one day, after all of my x's sent your way and my fives sent to kong, you will end up down the LAST 50 spots, and i will piss on your grave you self-loving son of a crack bitch. and fuck you for knocking peace too. i hope you die a bloody, horrible death involving a screwdriver and a puppy dog...and fuck your mother too for birthing such a horrible, horrible child...shame shame shame

Kong Kong

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Razzo, this is truly a flash masterpeice. every day, i vote five on it, and every day i scowl at diplomacy and give it an x. how dare they be number one. sure its good, but nowhere near the top-notch quality of kong. it is too short, and the graphics are not good, and it is a dumb concept thats only funny once. i think the only reason its number one is that it was on fox sports, so you get the airheads who watch that show to give it a five, and while not knowing what they are doing, give kong a not so good grade. but dont be discouraged razzo...i am not the only one who votes 5 for your masterpeice every day, so just keep on trucking, and ill keep on giving you fives and diplomacy x's. merry christmas/hannukah/kwanzaa/ram adan/international gift giving holiday, or whatever you celebrate...maybe even boxing day!!!

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Monkey on a Battleship Monkey on a Battleship

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


ok...that sucked balls...but a good point made showing the little 13 year old perverts that want britany naked that they are dumb...the sound was cool tho, because after a while it sounds really cool. try it!

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WOT_II SpecOps WOT_II SpecOps

Rated 3 / 5 stars

amazing evrything-but im a pacifist

i thought the game was great, graphics and game play and all, but i had three major complaints.1. the whole plot of the game is shit. Its glorifying a war that is really dumb, and headed by a really dumb president, 2. it had a long load time, and 3. the purple heart medal explanation-so that we can make the world a better place? what the fuck is up with that? we can make it better by killing lots of people?!?!!?better for us, maybe, but then again, to you im sure thats all that matters

Thorsten responds:

Yeah, you're right. Fuck it all! Lets just let anybody who wants to commit genocide, have at it. I mean to hell with peoples rights. If you're not happy with someones religion or their ethnic background.... hell just fuckin kill em all, right?
I may not agree with the US President on everything, and I'm not even a fan of war, but I won't just sit around and take shit. This world ( no matter where you live) is already overrun by murderes, criminals, rapists, molesters, etc etc.... and for each one of them killed.... I smile!!!
So I'm not saying killing lots of people is for the better of all, but I guess that's just my point here... having to fuckin explain everything all the time makes for a pretty boring existence. ;(

Insult Generator ADVANCE Insult Generator ADVANCE

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I really liked your game dude, that kicked mucho asso. But to make a loading screen, which in this case you dont need, make a first frame-this will be what people see when the movie is loading-you can have movieclips, buttons, whatever. Then on that frame, you have the actionscript command : IfFrameIsLoaded.and typethe last frame in the options part. under the ifframeialoaded, put a gotoandplay 3, which should be the first frame in your actual movie part. The second fame should be the same as the first, except with the actionscript gotoandplay1. This creates a loop to see if your last frame is loaded, and it repeats itself. I hope you found this helpful!

Malapa's Challenge Malapa's Challenge

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Deserves to be #1

This game kicks ass and deserves to be #1 on the top 50. i love playing it, and have been playing it for the past nine hours!!!!!!!!!!!! one problem is that two of those hours were spent trying to find the lever for the giant door in stage two. I was in tears, almost as i closed the diaog box because i couldnt find it. could you email me on where it is, or a helpful hint?
this game kicked ass!!

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